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I've recently tripped across a site at which I may set up a shop:


I've seen a couple of Green Lantern ring models available for sale, but I dunno if they are shipped already painted or not. I don't have a source to have green anodizing added later, but I expect it can be done somewhere.

Myself, I've got an idea about a gift for my mother (and also her aunt):
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I understand that at a Nampa Walgreens recently, one of your pharmacists refused to fill a Methergine prescription on ethical grounds. My mother lives in Nampa, and my wife has various health problems, so I'm more than a little curious: what are the odds of my wife being refused such a prescription when we visit my family in Idaho? I follow the rationale of allowing your employees to protect their religious beliefs, but I hope Walgreens' policy would suggest she forward the request to another pharmacist -- which apparently isn't what happened. If I have any of the details of this incident wrong, I apologize -- but I'd like to know what steps Walgreens is taking to make sure that it has all of its employees on the same page.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.


[my name]
[my contact info]"

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No, that's not the exact Walgreens where I had the flat tire incident thirteen months ago. But nothing in Nampa is too far from anything else.
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Man, this is like coming up with a hundred punchlines, and letting the audience reconstruct the stories. But here goes...

Fifty the First )
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1. What's on your bedside table?
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Let me preface my answers by stating that I'm adopted, and know nothing about my biological parents. My responses pertain to what I know about the families of my Mom & Dad ...and my Dad's family hasn't been much into genealogy until recently.
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I got back recently from the wedding of Reed Byers (aka Unbeliever), who used to post in alt.callahans a few years back, and who I lived with for a few years before that.

Here follows the saga:

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Overall, a good time - as I told Reed, it was pleasant to only be a witness at someone else's chaos.

Some of my (low-quality, taken with a disposable camera) pictures are available here:

Higher quality versions are available courtesy of the bride, here:
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I posted recently about my cat with liver problems, currently residing in Nashville. An ultrasound was done a couple of weeks ago, and we found the source of the appetite loss that caused his liver dysfunction. Ratlet had stomach cancer.

It was too far along to really do anything about. They sent my wife home with enough narcotics to keep him comfortable until she was ready to take him back for his big sendoff ...which, as it turned out, happened this afternoon. (I'm not a big one for death euphemisms; I won't get in the habit of saying that Rat's "passed on". He was taken to the vet to be killed, and I maintain that we did him a favor).

Ratlet had a long life -- over twelve years -- and a good one. I find I'm worried about my wife -- it doesn't look like I'll be able to leave Dallas any time soon, and I wish she hadn't drawn the short straw on this one.

We'd had this cat since before we got married, when we were still rooming with Unbeliever and Phaedrus. They're actually the ones that found him, huddled in the middle of the street and waiting to get hit by a car. Dunno where he came from, but this gray kitten was starving: he was much smaller than his age indicated, and never really attained grown-cat size. For many months after we took him in, he guarded his food jealously, going so far is to *sit* in the middle of his plate, growling around mouthfuls as he shoveled it in with one paw.

When I'd drive to Nashville to visit my wife (and months would sometimes pass between visits), Ratlet would still recognize the sound of my engine, and trot out to greet me. He'd hop up on my shoulder, and walk from there to my wife's shoulder -- at which point I'd have to run around to her other side so I could provide him the next section of "track".

On rare occasions, we could convince him to sleep in bed with us. This usually required a pretty careful beguilement involving a towel on top of a pillow, and if we bounced the waterbed too much, he'd bolt. But if we succeeded, we were sometimes rewarded by waking up with him curled up into a ball, leaning against one of our heads like a sort of feline yarmulke.

Ratlet always alternated between being a cranky little bastard and a buzzing little love machine, and I'm never gonna see him again.

Damn, and double damn.
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1. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie, buried underneath my pelt.

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
I ...can't recall. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

3. Have you ever written a song?
I've started to compose one to my wife a couple of times, but not finished it.

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
Sure, if you're not fussy about the actual total equalling one hundred cents.

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?
Yes, but not for any really nefarious purposes.

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
Heck, when I was young and flexible I used to bite my toenails. But I've been unable to do that for a couple of decades.

7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
Next to. Otherwise I get ketchup all over my fingers.

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
No, or I'd never leave the house. I can, however, flip my tongue over, or roll it into a straw of sorts. But that's not where the big money is :(

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Yes, I am an Eagle Scout. I've sent the BSA a protest letter about their silly policies regarding homosexuals, but don't intend to send back my Eagle patch, or anything.

10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
I don't think so...

11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
No, my wife is Czech, not Polish. But I never did that, even when I lived in Maryland before I'd seen _A Christmas Story_.

12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Willful ignorance.

13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone?
Heck, I slurp even while the cup is full.

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
I'm doing it now :) My mom still has the little plastic cups with the straws built into the sides ...the straws are nearly gone from my gnawing on them as a child.

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
It depends on my mood; they're both a pretty good 99-cent sandwich. But Fuddrucker's and White Castle make the best burgers, I think.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
Well, I've swum naked, but I can't refer to myself skinny- anything with a straight face. (And that section of my leg between knee and ankle isn't a calf on me, it's a cow).

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
Plastic. I currently use the bags to pick up dog poop, and if I use paper, I can't warm my hands with it on cold mornings...

18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
False, almost all of the time, although dragging pieces of steak through mashed potatoes is ver' nice. And cold pizza is as good as warm.

19. Did you have a baby blanket?
Probably, although not that I recall. The last real comfort woobie I remember as a child was a Raggedy Andy doll made by my paternal grandmother. I slept with it (and a nightlight) for a couple of nights after reading a scary ghost story in fifth grade.

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
Sort of. In elementary school, I recall snipping my bangs with blunt scissors -- I thought if I only took off a little, my parents wouldn't notice. I was hoist by my own petard, however, when I snipped a little off ...over a dozen times. And a year or so ago, I shaved my head bald, but that shouldn't count as hairstyling, I suppose.

21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
Not to my knowledge. I'm told that I snore, however, and I've sleeptalked occasionally.

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
No, but I'm tempted to. I used to work at Mickey-D's, and their birthday cakes are damn good.

23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
Well, if I use my fingers, I can.

24. Are you double jointed?
Depends on how you define the term. I can do some weird things with my fingers.

25. If you could be any age, what would you be?
My current age. I'm anjoying the ride.

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
What, my own gum? I don't think so. Got a bunch of rum squirted on my favorite white fedora during the thunderstorm in _Rocky Horror_ during college, though.

27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
No. The closest I've come to getting motion sick at a carnival was in one of those rooms which spins so fast that you stick to the walls. And I almost blacked out on the Titan rollercoaster, here at Six Flags in Dallas.

28. What is your dream car?
Something small with comfortable seats. I don't care what it looks like.

29. What is your favourite cartoon of all time? Strip? Television?
Calvin & Hobbes. "The Simpsons".

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?

31. How many cavities do you have?
I think the current score is two cavities, three fillings. One of my teeth grew in with a hole already in it, so I can't be accused of contributory negligence :)

32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
No ...am I missing out?

33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window?
Open my window to equalize the pressure.

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
What, like a woman in a bar? I can only manage a pencil.

36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
At the moment, I'm sleeping on a friend's couch. There are two remotes currently in use (TV and VCR), but I've got two or three more in storage somewhere.

37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
Yep. I had a high school physics class right after lunch, with my seat against one wall in the back. On top of this recipe for slumber, the class topics were ...less than interesting. So one day found me face down on my desk ...I don't think I was snoring. The instructor, reasonably enough, figured he'd teach me a lesson -- so he called my name, woke me up, and asked me to solve the equation on the board. I opened my eyes ... raised my head ... gave the correct answer ... and put my head back down. I still owe that man an apology :>

38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
Um, half a dozen? Over a hundred times in my lifetime, I'm sure.

39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
Ten, I think. Mexico, plus a trip around the Mediterranean when I was eleven or twelve. Like the Statue of Liberty, the Sphinx is smaller than it looks in photographs.

40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
What do you mean, *if* I was out of shape? I wouldn't do it for a medal, but would for a big pot of money.

41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
Poor and happy. Is this a rhetorical question?

42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
Try to float, and roll out of it. I think the alternative would be "fail to swim".

43. At what age did you first try to drive a car?
My dad used to let me steer from his lap when I was too small to reach the pedals. But I didn't take driver's ed till I was a senior in high school.

44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?

45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
Yes, when I was a kid.

46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland. I prefer being a weird magnet.

47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
Broken crayons. One can make kewl collages with broken crayons. Collages made with ants don't have quite the color variation.

48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
That depends on what I'm doing with it. Light bread for sandwiches, dark bread for the gruel I make with soup.

49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
Sunny-side up, with home fries and pork chops to drag through the egg yolks.

50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
Yes, once. I was on my way to work, and acquired a mighty incentive to not let that happen again.

51. Do you talk in your sleep?
Apparently I have the occasional lucid conversation in my sleep, with no recollection of it afterward.

52. Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn?
Shovel. After shoveling the snow, I get to drink hot chocolate in front of a fire. After mowing the lawn, I get to itch, until I take a shower.

53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
Are we talking about to-the-death, or just to-the-pain? Actually my answer's the same for either: bitten.

54. Have you ever played in the rain?
Oh, yes. And I love to follow lightning storms.

55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
I would guess a shark, although I'd rather be attacked by a bear, given the choice.

56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
I've already climbed a somewhat high tree to do just that. When Ratlet (the cat that's currently in hospice) was a kitten, he had to check out the trees at every new place we moved to, so he could confirm that this batch didn't have a "down" button either.

57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
I believe so. Don't crocs have little pieces of khaki stuck between their teeth?

58. Do you drink Pepsi or coke?
Depends on what I'm eating. Mostly Pepsi (when I'm not drinking Code Red, the One True Hummingbird Food), but Coke is better suited to fried chicken.

59. What's your favourite number?
I don't really have one.

60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
I'd be a four-cylinder something.

61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
Yes, one of those magnetic door keys.

62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
Since I rarely eat at the dinner table, uh, no.

63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
In the bathtub, yes. And more amusingly, on the tile floor of the bathroom during my honeymoon, so I had to go back to work limping with my injured back, to the great amusement of my co-workers.

64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
I just throw myself against rocks in the stream when I'm doing my laundry. What is this ...soap... you speak of?

65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
Yes, and a friend of mine climbed through a second-story window to let us in.

66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
One of the Simpsons. Maybe I could help animate them?

67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
Does James Cameron count, or are you just talking about actors? Susan Sarandon, otherwise -- she sounds interesting, on top of me lusting after her.

68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
Yep, that was a frequent hobby as a kid.

69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
Huge nose. I'm a graphic artist, and would give up the use of all but one arm to keep my sight.

70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
Probably, but it would depend on the reasons for the dislike.

71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
Perhaps, but not in the face of active antagonism.

72. Have you ever returned a gift?

73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
Yes, theoretically.

74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
I *have* attended a couple of them, including some track events that would probably be at the top of my list. Otherwise, figure skating.

75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Eight or ten. But only three of them are in active rotation; the rest are in storage.

76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
Probably not. But I would notify my parents that one of their dead mothers was unexpectedly still kicking.

77. Do you sing in the car?
Certainly. Sometimes with the radio, other times by myself. It sounds much better in my head than it apparently does to the rest of the world, but I enjoy it.

78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
Dumpster. Or is that DumpsTER (tm)? Honey sounds like a serious pain to wash off.

79. What is your favourite breed of dog?
Boxer. They're patient, and not too high-strung. Least favorite: any sort of yappy little ankle-biters.

80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
I doubt it.

81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
One of those dopey ones with a banana seat and Y-shaped handlebars, the kind you brake by reversing the pedals.

82. What is your least favourite fruit?
Tangerines. They're tasty, but too messy to be worth eating.

83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
I can't think of one.

84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
Best Buy, or CompUSA.

85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
Um, the last time I think any name appeared on my clothing, it was my own, sewn into the waistband.

86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career?
I actually earned a letter in track, but not till my senior year -- I barely qualified under the point system, and they didn't offer varsity band at my school.

87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
It would be ungentlemanly of me to speculate.

88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
Army. I applied to West Point as a high school senior.

89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
Only if I was offered enough money, or the plane was on fire.

90. What do you think is your best feature?
My eyes. I'm told I have a rather expressive face. Non-physical feature? Sense of humor.

91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?

92. What is your favorite season?
Winter, but it's a close call.

93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
Five. One wife, two sisters, two parents.

94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
Sight, easily.

95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
Painter. Painter, painter, painter. No, sing- yeah, painter.

96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise?
I seem to recall riding one as a kid, but may be thinking of a sculpture instead.

97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
About five years so far, but may take more classes later.

98. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes. Pyloric stenosis repair as an infant, then wisdom teeth and tooth fillings. Assorted stitches here and there, if you want to count those.

99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
Figure skater. That sport agreed with me as a child much more than my brief touch-football career.

100. What do you like to collect?
Nothing irreplacable, nor anything that requires maintenance (like rare comic books). Otherwise, just about any kind of media.

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