"My humor is so dark, it can only be detected by its effect on other bits of nearby humor"

[rickvs]

I bet if someone had told Michael Jackson ten years ago that he'd outlive Farrah Fawcett, he'd have been ecstatic at the news.

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[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Nice. At work, we've spawned quite a few ... untimely comments.

For example:
"This just in: Michael Jackson's missing glove found by Mackauley Culkin's proctologist during routine colonoscopy. Film at 11."

There was the suggestion that Michael will rise from his slab in the morgue tonight, rise and dance in red leather. Vincent Price will also rise from the dead to narrate it.

We suspect that NAMBLA will declare a national day of mourning for this, their fallen idol. "He lived the dream," they'll say.

[rickvs.livejournal.com]

Thanks. If this "Transformers 2 in fifteen minutes" piece gels, I'd be happy to see your feedback on it as well.

[rickvs.livejournal.com]

I'd bet even money that Mr. Jackson had an idea.