What would Brian Boitano do?
I'm not sure what etiquette dictates when one's boss starts breast feeding her kids while sitting next to you in front of a computer. I opted for keeping my eyes on the monitor, keeping up my end of the conversation, keeping my mouse pointer from going on walkabout off the edge of the screen ... and keeping any of the seventeen jokes that popped into my head to myself :>
We were cropping photographs for use as gift buttons -- I'm tempted to ask for one of them:
It's a picture of one of her twins taking his first bath, shortly after arriving from the hospital. His head is being supported by his mother's hand, and the rest of his body is floating just under the surface of the water. You can't see his penis; it's obscured by the concentric ripples radiating out from his hips as he pees into the water. He looks ...relieved.
We were cropping photographs for use as gift buttons -- I'm tempted to ask for one of them:
It's a picture of one of her twins taking his first bath, shortly after arriving from the hospital. His head is being supported by his mother's hand, and the rest of his body is floating just under the surface of the water. You can't see his penis; it's obscured by the concentric ripples radiating out from his hips as he pees into the water. He looks ...relieved.