No April 1st jokes here

...but in the spirit of japes and shenanigans, I've come to a conclusion: I have no poker face. After a couple of "did I think that out loud?" incidents at work, I asked my wife if I had ever had a poker face in my bag of tricks, or if I had always spent too much time intentionally broadcasting my emotions at volume eleven. She was of the opinion that I'd murdered my poker face in its sleep :>