Dreams & comedy

Does anyone else reading this come up with funny quips while they dream -- not just ones that make no sense upon waking up, but humor that can actually withstand the light of day?

Anyone want an icon done?

In a fit of foolishness and hubris, I find I have little bits of time on my hands, and am willing to whomp up some LJ icons for them as wants them. I may not get to your request anytime soon, if ever, but please reply here if there's always been some idea you wanted to appear on your posts, but lacked the graphic resources to produce.

[bracing for impact]