Boggle the boss...

[rickvs]

My boss tried to squick me earlier, and I don't believe my reaction was what he expected. He showed me a photo of a curvaceous brunette in a one-piece swimsuit, then...

Boss: "Would you date her?"
Me: "I'd have to check with my wife, but -- "
Boss: "No, I mean, if you weren't married."
Me: "Sure!"
Boss: "It's a guy."
Me: "Is he a good conversationalist?"
Boss:"...I dunno."
Me: "Because I guess we have a lot in common..."

(Boss walks off, disappointed that I didn't claw my eyes out or something).

Comments

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

You kick ass.

[lizardling.livejournal.com]

Hee. :) Bogglement is good.

Greetings

[taintd-omission.livejournal.com]

Thats funny yo. Somethings are not funny but that was very entertaining. There is the funny ho-ho. Thats what santa says when he laughs because he is not really happy. Its a fake laugh. He is just mad that he has to deliver jabillions of presents all in one night. Thats more than what FedEx and US postal can do. Then there is the funny ha-ha. Which is usual comic humor. Then there is funny he-he which is uncontrollable laughter. I rate you funny ha-ha. if you like to make smart ass comments then visit Taintd_Omission (http://www.livejournal.com/users/taintd_omission/). I am full of it.