Boggle the boss...

[rickvs]

My boss tried to squick me earlier, and I don't believe my reaction was what he expected. He showed me a photo of a curvaceous brunette in a one-piece swimsuit, then...

Boss: "Would you date her?"
Me: "I'd have to check with my wife, but -- "
Boss: "No, I mean, if you weren't married."
Me: "Sure!"
Boss: "It's a guy."
Me: "Is he a good conversationalist?"
Boss:"...I dunno."
Me: "Because I guess we have a lot in common..."

(Boss walks off, disappointed that I didn't claw my eyes out or something).

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

You kick ass.