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I'm not sure what etiquette dictates when one's boss starts breast feeding her kids while sitting next to you in front of a computer. I opted for keeping my eyes on the monitor, keeping up my end of the conversation, keeping my mouse pointer from going on walkabout off the edge of the screen ... and keeping any of the seventeen jokes that popped into my head to myself :>

We were cropping photographs for use as gift buttons -- I'm tempted to ask for one of them:

It's a picture of one of her twins taking his first bath, shortly after arriving from the hospital. His head is being supported by his mother's hand, and the rest of his body is floating just under the surface of the water. You can't see his penis; it's obscured by the concentric ripples radiating out from his hips as he pees into the water. He looks ...relieved.
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Courtesy of both my wife and father, I've realized recently that if someone is walking a tightrope, it doesn't help to treat them as if they're walking a cliff's edge -- i.e., if they teeter to the right, pushing them strongly to the left is ...counterproductive.

In other news, I can't say I'm much surprised at the starship I turned out to be:

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I'm also posting this at alt.callahans...

My e-mail address will be shifting over to "rickvs@vol.com" over the next few weeks. (I've got another new address for business correspondence that I'm keeping out of public postings. I'll be curious to see how much spam is arriving at each address six months from now :> )
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From the Daily Soul Search: What is your dream house like? What size is it? How many rooms does it have? What style is the decor? What sort of amenities does it have? Do you have any pets? Most importantly, who lives there with you?
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That's how [livejournal.com profile] twfarlan described our new clock. It was a birthday gift to [livejournal.com profile] rachalvs from her former roomate, and I finally picked up the batteries it needed. It looks roughly like Felix the Cat, except with sequins all over it. So once I got it running on the wall, I watched its little eyes go back and forth. And I watched its plastic tail swing to and fro. And I watched my cat's attentive little head bob raptly left and right.

I've got space around it, at least a couple of cat lengths, but we shall see if it remains up, or gets hunted down one night.
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1) I'm afraid I just watched "The West Wing" jump the shark last night. If you caught the new episode (titled "Han"), I'll bet you know the Three's Company, telegraph-the-joke moment I'm referring to :<

2) Every time I get another piece of spam with "Penis Patch" in the subject line, I come up with two entirely different mental pictures. I'm pretty sure neither one of them is what the salescritters have in mind when they send out the messages.

That is all.

Woo-hoo!

Oct. 21st, 2003 05:49 pm
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Rachal passed her defense... there are still some formalities to do, and perhaps some revisions, and some tuition to pay ... but the big obstacle is hurdled. I'll be calling her Doctor Spoose before too long :>
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My wife is safely in Nashville, and the committee meeting to defend her doctoral dissertation is tomorrow. She's convinced that the members will kill her and eat her, and I've been trying to tell her that though they are chemists, and certainly know lots of ways to cleanly dispose of her body, uh ...they wouldn't do that :/

I wish I could be there for her, amd hope that she feels a lot better by tomorrow evening. Her ex-roomate has been kind enough to take time off work to chauffer her around.
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I should have included among these statements, "It looks like the Cowboys are actually gonna field a team this year", but I'd have had to wait till later to determine the truth of it. So here are the real answers...
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] gridlore, one of the following statements is untrue:

1) I've been to the Great Pyramids.

2) When visiting the college I eventually attended, I won a prize for traveling the longest distance to come see them.

3) I appeared on the cover of "Sports Illustrated" in 1983.

4) I was briefly (if not-quite-officially) married to my current mother-in-law.

5) I once attended a menudo cookoff judged by Vice President George Bush.

I'll post the answers within the week :>
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Happy Birthday, David!

*boggle*

Sep. 6th, 2003 11:07 pm
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We stopped by Wal*Mart earlier today, and before we went to the checkout, I called my bank ...to be told that our account had about eight hundred dollars less in it than we expected. So we returned the frozen stuff to the shelves, and abandoned the cart full of dry goods in the middle of the store (on the theory that if I worked there, I wouldn't trust the customers to reshelve their own books, as it were). Some nine hours later, after we'd gotten the bank stuff straightened out, we returned to the store.

Our cart was still there, untouched. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but it saved us forty-five minutes, at least.

Feetball

Aug. 20th, 2003 04:46 pm
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I saw in the paper that the local football coach claims we have the most difficult schedule in the league. At first, I thought Coach Parcells was whining, but now I figure he's correct.

After all, everyone else gets to play, you know ...us.
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Had a decent day, despite being certain earlier this morning that I was gonna be the facilitator for the firing of a co-worker I like. I was asked to examine her computer before she got in this morning, looking for the same job-search spoor she had left on it a few weeks ago.

Found her resume(!) and duly reported it, expecting her to be gone by the end of the day. But was (thankfully) told by my boss that they knew she was looking, and she was only doing temp work for us, but it'd be suggested to her that she not keep that stuff on her store machine.

In other news, our production crew was working with lots of nifty solvents today, to the point that we had to open the doors for ventilation. There are plumbers cleaning up a busted septic line next door, and I half expected them to take a break from their sewage duties to ask if if there wasn't something we could do about the smell :>
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Quick updates....

Rachal and I shall tinker with her dissertation this weekend; we have spent the weeknights taking turns spoiling one another. Feels good :>

My legs no longer look like sandpaper was taken to them -- although they are still pink, the appearance is more like a healing sunburn. God bless hydrocortisone (and Lily St. Cyr...)
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First, Rachal's laptop has been resurrected, thanks to the lovely and talented David. Second... my port expander has finally decided to work with Windows XP, which means I'm typing this with an external keyboard, from the comfort of my bed. Woo-hoo!

In weirder news, I have now completely shaved both my legs. Caught poison something last weekend while losing two frisbees in the brush, and this was the easiest way to bandage the rashes without forever pulling out tufts of my pelt. But every time my trousers brush against my skin now, the sensation is the same as it used to be when I'd catch a sharp, cold draft of air. So I've spent the day getting chills, in something like hundred-degree weather.
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Had a decent weekend, despite trying to give myself heatstroke. I went to help a friend move -- usually my favorite form of exercise. Despite the early start, as we were unloading the stuff at the second-floor destination, my face started feeling prickly and my sweat production dropped off. So I (and the other folks there) decided I would do well to sit my ass down and have some water.

In other news, my laptop is being restored, while Rachal's is still in a coma -- but ultimately more recoverable than mine, I think.
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And, as an added bonus, Rachal's laptop crashed today also! (It runs XP. And she doesn't have any reinstall disks). We're exploring our options... but the possibility that we may retype her dissertation manually isn't off the table.
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So, my primary computer has eaten its own hard drive, I think. It's a Sony VAIO laptop, and it started making ...chewing noises that put me in mind of a Zip cartridge's death rattle. Now it won't recognize an OS on bootup, so I'm posting this from my ancient tower, the one that's powered by little steam engines manned by hamsters. David has kindly offered to stop by and look at it, and I've already dug the floppy drive out of storage (I can have either a floppy drive or a CD drive plugged into the laptop's bay, but not both. This shall make recovery ...interesting). I think I'll be spending my day recreating the graph revisions for my wife's dissertation, those being the most important documents on the laptop, and will probably be eulogizing the rest of the files later). I don't like dealing with CompUSA's service department, but since that's where I bought it, perhaps they have a secondary hard drive that I could plug into the bay instead, one with an operating system and some extra space to use as a lifeboat. Of course this machine is long out of warranty :
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I'd visited this site before, but forgotten about it. Till I needed it to resurrect, for my portfolio, some articles I'd written ...which resided on a site that went out of business.

http://www.archive.org

...seems to be run by librarians with too much hard drive space on their hands. I was able to dig up the dead site as it existed a couple of years ago, which saved me having to dig through old CD backups of my work :>

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