S.O.P.: Amusing myself

[rickvs]

Whenever I place an order for supplies at work, I ask around production to see if anyone needs anything. One of my co-workers will invariably ask me to get him a five-foot-two blonde. This was vaguely amusing about the first 1.5 times I heard it.

Today, he asked me to have a five-foot-six woman couriered over to him.

So I said, "Five-six? That's a pretty tall order..."

Comments

[jynxgirl.livejournal.com]

What you need to do is find a woman with a good sense of humor to sit with a shipping label on her blouse and wait in his office one day. The poor guy just might have a heart attack. :D